Unnamed Jehovah's witnesses

The unnamed Jehovah's witnesses are two people who appeared briefly in the Vomiting computer arc and in the "evolution" strips.

Appearance
Both are Caucasian and about the same height as Thaddeus Euphemism and of average build. One is a man and one is a woman.

The man has straight brown hair and is going bald. He has bony elbows, carries a brown suitcase, and wears a beige T-shirt with a collar, grey slacks, brown boots, and a pink and purple striped tie.

The woman has straight, blonde hair in a bob, carries a blue handbag, and wears a pastel pink hairband, a matching sweater, an off-white, pleated skirt that goes down to her knees, and grey high heels.

Role
When they showed up at Thaddeus's door, he was worried that they were federal agents that'd come to talk to him about the electronic virus he'd created because they mentioned a "global catastrophe", but realised they weren't federal agents when they mentioned the Bible. Then, two federal agents did show up and the Jehovah's witnesses got annoyed at being interrupted.