Fitness tracker arc

The fitness tracker arc (not to be confused with the Weight loss arc, which also had to do with Thaddeus Euphemism and health), is a short story arc about Thaddeus using a fitness tracker.

Plot
Thaddeus is sitting on the couch and Bob notices that he's wearing a fitness tracker. Thaddeus says that his mother sent it to him because she thinks he needs more exercise. Bob asks how many steps Thaddeus has taken and Thaddeus says that he's only taken eleven, and some of them might have been due to sneezing very hard.

In the next strip, Thaddeus is talking to a man but doesn't find the conversation very interesting and his fitness tracker claims that his heart is at 26BPM. Later, the man Thaddeus was talking to bores a woman so badly, she passes out.

In the final strip, Thaddeus gets an app on his phone that gives you "badges" based on the amount of physical activity, but he gets a badge comparing him to a zombie because he's been so inactive.

Trivia

 * This is the second time lethargic people have been compared to zombies. The first was in the Zombie arc about the zombie's coworkers.