"Not even gay" guy

This is an unnamed man who was confused in the Bacon-flavoured cologne arc by loving the smell of Thaddeus's cologne despite not being gay. He later reappeared in an "evolution" strip.

Appearance
He is Caucasian, skinny, and about Thaddeus's height. He has a blond crew cut and wears a yellow T-shirt, brown shoes, blue jeans, a brown belt, and a grey patterned vest.