Investor

The unnamed investor is a man who appeared in two strips.

Appearance
He is Caucasian with the same height and build as Thaddeus Euphemism. He has short, grey hair and a grey beard. His hair is straight but his beard is curly. He wears a dark bluish-grey suit, a white shirt, a brown belt, and a black and orange striped tie.

Role
Gordon Noble introduced Thaddeus to him and Thaddeus played his prank of pretending his arm was a tentacle. This shocked the investor so much, he lost consciousness. Later, he appeared in an "evolution" strip.