Size reduction arc

This is a story arc about Thaddeus Euphemism trying to lose some weight he gained over an inactive winter.

Recap
It begins with Thaddeus, who has a noticeable potbelly, noting that he gained a bit of weight over the winter. He suspects it's because he and Bob (who pokes him in the abdomen) spent most of their time sitting in front of the TV, and he changes into gym clothes and starts exercising.

In the next strip, Thaddeus goes jogging and Bob follows with a segway. Thaddeus gets puffed out and lies on a bench. Bob lets him know that his cellphone is ringing, and Thaddeus jokes that he hopes it's Death come to take his life.

The next strip has Thaddeus putting skim milk in his coffee. Bob thinks it's gross, and Thaddeus agrees but explains that it's to help him lose weight. However, the coffee is sentient and refuses to mix with the milk.

In the next strip, Thaddeus has something purple on his face and is burping and even fatter than he was before. Bob asks what happened, and Thaddeus explains that he downloaded a fitness tracker app, but the pie charts reminded him of actual pie, making him eat all the pies in the house.

In the following strip, Thaddeus (who's no longer obese but still has the potbelly) explains to Bob and iBall that he has hired a health expert named Jamie-Lynn. He takes out a deep-fried apple, and the cyborgs speculate that this will end badly.

In the next strip, which takes place four days later, Thaddeus writes in his online log that he's getting frustrated because Jamie-Lynn is making him eat fewer snacks.

In the next strip, Thaddeus tries to fire Jamie-Lynn but she pulls out a letter he wrote to himself in the past, explaining that he made the contract unbreakable until he loses twenty pounds. Bob reminds Thaddeus that he warned him about it, making Thaddeus mad. Jamie-Lynn then reminds him to pay her.

The strip after that sees Thaddeus finding a doughnut in the breakroom and preparing to eat it, but Jamie-Lynn swaps it for a carrot. He peels it, threatening to stab her with it.

The arc ends with Thaddeus finally back to his normal weight and allowed to eat sugar again, and Jamie-Lynn leaving.

Trivia

 * "Abducted!" reveals that Thaddeus weighs 185 lbs. Seeing as he needed to lose twenty pounds, this means that he weighed 205 lbs for the bulk (pun intended) of this arc.