Thaddeus seeks a girlfriend arc

This is a story arc about Thaddeus Euphemism looking for a date.

Summary
It begins with Thaddeus telling Bob that he wants to start dating again, since he wants to someday get married and have kids. Bob asks if that has something to do with why he put flip-flops on the lab rats, but Thaddeus says no, that he was just drunk. Then, the lab rats file a restraining order.

In the next strip, Bob shows him a dating app, but a woman rejects him.

In the strip after that, Bob shows Thaddeus a dating app where you swipe right if you like someone and left if you don't, but Thaddeus accidentally swipes right. He nervously keeps swiping in different directions, resulting in him proposing to three women and changing his Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated".

Then, Bob tries to set Thaddeus up with some virtual reality people, but accidentally gives him a simulation of a football game full of gay men.

In the next strip, Thaddeus considers giving up online dating to date one of his coworkers, having his eye on a redheaded woman, but Bob thinks dating a coworker is a bad idea.

In the following strip, Thaddeus asks out the redhead (named Linda), but she literally rips his heart out. He survives, but ends up lying semiconscious on the floor, while Bob says that she is out of Thaddeus's league.

In the next strip, Thaddeus reveals that he also asked out an accountant named Allison, but she hit him in the face with an encyclopedia, which he jokingly refers to as "Facebooking".

In the strip after that, Bob suggests that Thaddeus date Marcie. She overhears and asks Thaddeus if he's "casting a wider net" after rejecting his "more attractive" female coworkers. She then presents him with an analysis of their compatibility and asks him to dinner. She also claims to be "turned on" by dating probability algorithms, creeping out Thaddeus.

Despite their awkward start, the final strip sees Thaddeus and Marcie dating in a fancy restaurant, having trouble thinking of things to say and worrying about "unpleasant bodily noises". Thaddeus orders pepto bismol for both of them.