Interns

The interns are a group of interns at Clones 'R' Us.

Their appearances vary, but most of them are younger than Thaddeus Euphemism.

They tend to be quite unfortunate, falling into pits, getting eaten, etc, but most of them don't die and the few who do are not killed on purpose.

The majority of them enjoy social media, becoming very bored without it.

Sometimes, to impress them, Thaddeus will speak in jive slang.

Matt
Matt, named after one of Sutton's own interns but with a different personality, is the eponymous punk intern introduced in the Punk intern arc who later returned in one of the "evolution" strips.

He is Caucasian with long, red hair that covers his eyes, a curly red beard, a red beanie, a green T-shirt with Pac-Man on it, a white belt, baggy grey pants, and beige shoes.

He uses punk slang like "dude" and "bro", which Thaddeus finds confusing and annoying. He also likes Star Wars.