Kang romance arc

The Kang romance arc is a story arc about Thaddeus Euphemism dating Nicole, whose body is being symbiotically shared with Kang (to find out more about Kang, see Artificial Creatures and the Fridge monster arc).

Plot
The plot begins with Thaddeus flirting with Nicole by telling her that all objects have gravitational fields, so he's "attractive". She rejects him.

In the next strip, Thaddeus is disappointed that Nicole rejected him and Bob recognises her as the woman who was eaten by Kang. She brushes off the idea as ridiculous, but then Kang's voice, from somewhere inside her, demands food and complains about the heat.

The next strip has Thaddeus complaining to Bob about being rejected and considering thinking up new ways to "woo" her. He's too distracted to notice Kang's tentacles come out of Nicole's mouth and eat Thaddeus's lunch. Bob tries to persuade Thaddeus not to woo Nicole and thinks it's weird that he used the word "woo".

In the next strip, Thaddeus yells at Kang for inhabiting the body of his crush and tries to kill him, but Kang says he has the right to exist. Thaddeus then kisses Nicole despite her still being inhabited by Kang, which weirds Bob out.

In the following strip, Bob tries to convince Thaddeus that it makes no sense dating someone who's inhabited by a monster with tentacles but Thaddeus is still love-struck.

In the next strip, Nicole seems to have been completely taken over by Kang for when Thaddeus asks for a kiss, Kang is still in control and kisses him by rubbing its tentacles on his face, grossing out Bob.

In the next strip, Thaddeus and Kang talk over the phone, but all Thaddeus says is "I love you more" even when Kang didn't mention love, which bores Kang and it hangs up.

The following strip sees Thaddeus and Nicole at a fancy restaurant where Kang devours the wine, bottle and all, and spits out the cork.

In the next strip, Thaddeus realises that a lot of couples break up at that restaurant and Kang admits that it's breaking up with Thaddeus.

The final strip sees Thaddeus Googling the stages of a breakup, getting the stages of continental breakup, but still believing he's experiencing them.