Unnamed federal agents

The unnamed federal agents are two men who work for a federal agency (hence the title). They appeared in the Vomiting computer arc and later made a cameo appearance in the "evolution" strips.

Appearance
Both of them are men, a little bit taller than Thaddeus Euphemism, quite slender, with short hair, and wearing sunglasses, black suits, white shirts, and black ties.

One of them is black and one is Caucasian with straight, combed-back, blond hair.

Role
When they arrived, the Unnamed Jehovah's witnesses were disgruntled because all four of them wanted to talk to Thaddeus (the Jehovah's witnesses about the Bible and the agents about the virus Thaddeus created to punish the guy who hacked Bob which caused computers to vomit).

When the agents did get to talk to Thaddeus, the blond one noted that they couldn't arrest him because technically it wasn't a computer virus but a real virus distributed electronically. He then added that he couldn't charge Thaddeus with destruction of property since none of the computers infected were permanently damaged, but he did give Thaddeus an invoice for two billion dollars to pay for fifty million dry-cleaning bills (one per computer).

The agent was about to add some more information, but then a guy (who turned out to actually be three Squirrels in disguise) showed up and convinced the agents to let Thaddeus off the hook.